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When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave. Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate. When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, "Ah, yes, that’s Beethoven’s Ninth Symphony, being played backwards." He listened a while longer, and said, "There’s the Eighth Symphony, and it’s backwards, too. Most puzzling." So the magistrate kept listening; "There’s the Seventh… the Sixth… the Fifth…" Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate; he stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, "My fellow citizens, there’s nothing to worry about. It’s just Beethoven decomposing.
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PPPFFFTTTCHHH
THAT'S A KNEESLAPPER
*slaps knee*
*knee falls off*
*fallen knee catches on fire*
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tobiii1004 wrote:PPPFFFTTTCHHH
THAT'S A KNEESLAPPER
*slaps knee*
*knee falls off*
*fallen knee catches on fire*  *gets fire extinguisher* *attempts to use it* *fails at using it correctly*
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tobiii1004 wrote:PPPFFFTTTCHHH
THAT'S A KNEESLAPPER
*slaps knee*
*knee falls off*
*fallen knee catches on fire* This knee is on FIRRRREEEE!
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I used to tell puns all around the world
Then I took a fire to the knee...
Wait that...doesn't...work... xD
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mattjtv wrote:tobiii1004 wrote:PPPFFFTTTCHHH
THAT'S A KNEESLAPPER
*slaps knee*
*knee falls off*
*fallen knee catches on fire*
This knee is on FIRRRREEEE! oh my god. that reminds me of "Pom gets Wifi" remind me to get a pomeranian
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I would feel bad for your burning knee... But I don't feel much symphony..
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mattjtv wrote:I would feel bad for your burning knee... But I don't feel much symphony.. PPPPFFFTTTTCCCHHHHHH
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Hope the fire doesn't spread to anyone, might have our selves an unlawful possession for a fire arm
-winky face-
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