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Some inspirational messages.
#1
WARNING! Don not take my advice to court. This is meant to be a humourous way to look on life, and is not meant to act on. With that being said...

When life gives you lemons, f### it and give it lemonAIDS.
Finish a test first? "Here's your answer key."
What's the best that could happen? Make it happen.
Take the scenic route. Through Mordor!
You were born a winner: You were the first sperm!
When there are butterflies in your stomach, digest them!
Life gets harder? You've leveled up!
Restraining order? Challenge accepted.
The doctor said it was cancer, I call it a challenge!
Make society confirm to you.
Bring a knife to a gunfight. Stab them while they laugh.
Lent? Give up fear.
Avoid hangovers, by staying drunk!
Heart attack? Fight back!
Take math tests... in pen!
Forgot a pencil? Take notes in blood.
Keep your friends close, and your enemies dead.
Dress your wounds, with salt and bleach.
There will be stories of you. Make them worth telling!
If you never give up, you'll never lose!
Know your limits. Surpass them daily!
Falling is not defeat, staying down is defeat.
Don't start fights, finish them!
You're not his/her type? Prove him/her wrong!
Bite off more than you can chew, and swallow it!
Leg broken? Walk it off.
Caught a cold? Throw it back!
Don't read the news, make it!
Fear is a reflex, courage is a choice.
Lose at Russian Roulette, play again.
Eat your steak. While it's breathing.
Mosquito bites you? Eat it whole. Take back what's yours.
What doesn't kill you, had better run.
Die like you were born, screaming and covered in the blood of another.
No one's taller than the last man standing.
An armed intruder in your house? Ruin their day.
Fall into a lion pit, walk out with a new coat.
The world is against you. Teams would be stacked otherwise.
Win connect four, in a single move.
Every birthday is a point against death. Have fun winning.
The more you sweat at practice, the less you bleed in battle.
Reach the finish line. Keep going.
Don't stop when you're tired. Stop when you're done!
Friend zone? More like, challenge zone.
Pain is temporary, glory is eternal!
Do your best. Then do more.
Next time you're told to get a life, take theirs.
No one said it was easy, I said it was worth it.
It takes forty two muscles to frown, but six to slit a throat. Be efficient!
Why fear the unknown? Conquer it.
Don't ask who'll let you, ask who'll stop you.
Got surrounded? Good. You don't need to chase your foes.
Take sleeping pills, pull an all nighter.
Better to die on your feet, than to live on your knees.
Call 911. They need your help!
Outnumbered? They are learning.
Got rejected in a relationship? Their loss.
Seize the day, by the throat!
Sees an ambush, walk into it anyways.
Fists won't run out of ammo.
Remember the guy who gave up? Neither does the world.
If your enemies are as tough as nails, become the hammer.
Hang them with the chain you were enslaved with.
Hit rock bottom? Bounce.
You didn't get the job? Make your own business.
If you can't beat them join them. To slit their throats in their sleep.
You were born an original. Don't become a copy.
-My flame shall bear the light of justice.
#2
My life improved.
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#3
Give the authors credit, please.
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#4
mattjtv wrote:Give the authors credit, please.


About fifteen of these weren't cooked out of my head. And those were posted by anons. These are meant to go with courage wolf memes.
-My flame shall bear the light of justice.
#5
_PyroManXx_ wrote:
mattjtv wrote:Give the authors credit, please.


About fifteen of these weren't cooked out of my head. And those were posted by anons. These are meant to go with courage wolf memes.

Most are actually meant to go with Insanity wolf.
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#6
Fall into a lion pit, walk out with a new coat.
Already did that. Big Grin
what's next?
So...
how's life?
well I've lost you...
GOODBYE.
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#7
"You are the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success, F!@#ing act like it"
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#8
Either ways I fricken love "It takes forty two muscles to frown, but six to slit a throat. Be efficient!" and "If your enemies are as tough as nails, become the hammer."
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#9
_PyroManXx_ wrote:You were born a winner: You were the first sperm!

Actually, it is a group effort of many sperm cells. Many sperm cells reached the egg, and they all tried to break the walls to get in. When they broke through, you made their work a waste of time because you just slipped in. You are actually born conceited and dependent.
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#10
mattjtv wrote:
_PyroManXx_ wrote:You were born a winner: You were the first sperm!

Actually, it is a group effort of many sperm cells. Many sperm cells reached the egg, and they all tried to break the walls to get in. When they broke through, you made their work a waste of time because you just slipped in. You are actually born conceited and dependent.

You just force fed me failure, but I'll excrete success.
-My flame shall bear the light of justice.


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