2013-07-02, 07:07 AM
zombielover99 wrote:If you must know who my girl crush is I'll tell you:
My mom used to have a friend named jack, jack got married and had a child that child then grew up, she got really sexy but she's not my girl crush, she then got married and had a boy, now this boy was demented and married a cat, the cat turned out to be friends with this plumber, the plumber had this sister, who had this really hot daughter, now she's still not my girl crush, she had a brother who just married a woman, the woman then became pregnant, I was the doctor that helped her through it but once I first layed eyes on the x ray of the baby I knew she was the one.

