2014-04-05, 03:57 PM
*MAN COMMITS MURDER*
Police Officer: "You're going to jail now."
Man: "Yeah, I know."
Police Officer: "Alright, are you ready, Sir?"
Man: "Yes, just a couple things though."
Police Officer: "Yes?"
Man: "I'd like to get out of prison on Sundays to visit my kids, get out on Mondays to see my Wife, get out on Tuesdays to go to lunch with the in-laws, get out on Wednesdays to see my Mother, get out on Thursdays to see my father, get out on Friday to watch the football and you know what, just be able to leave whenever I want!" *Smile*
Police Officer: "Yes! Of course we let criminals pick their own punishment conditions!"
Yeah, sorry Hockey, you can't just "Request" things after all the trouble you've caused, you're in a lot of trouble and we're not just going to keep giving you chances.
Police Officer: "You're going to jail now."
Man: "Yeah, I know."
Police Officer: "Alright, are you ready, Sir?"
Man: "Yes, just a couple things though."
Police Officer: "Yes?"
Man: "I'd like to get out of prison on Sundays to visit my kids, get out on Mondays to see my Wife, get out on Tuesdays to go to lunch with the in-laws, get out on Wednesdays to see my Mother, get out on Thursdays to see my father, get out on Friday to watch the football and you know what, just be able to leave whenever I want!" *Smile*
Police Officer: "Yes! Of course we let criminals pick their own punishment conditions!"
Yeah, sorry Hockey, you can't just "Request" things after all the trouble you've caused, you're in a lot of trouble and we're not just going to keep giving you chances.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xDf-_8KvGM - I'm Ready to Go. P!ATD.
Remember - It's okay to not like things, as long as you're not a jerk about it!
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Remember - It's okay to not like things, as long as you're not a jerk about it!
~What What.
Hush Hush.~