Assassin's Creed CosPlay IN SCHOOL.

[mattjtv]

True Story: I once dressed up as a 10 foot Pikachu, I was in this huge costume and all you can see is my face with yellow and red makeup. I then started throwing paint-filled balloons at all the teachers and kids I don't like, and eventually became founder of a small island and made all fun illegal. I spent 27 years in prison for promoting peace in South Africa and was president from 1994-1999. I died last year. Now I am living life as the host of a TV show about 30 year old men who live in their parents basement. I became 1000 times popular.