Christmas Break

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Chall was an ordinary boy, until he was recruited into the CIA. At 2300hrs on the 21st December, chalk was presented with his mission, to protect Santa from the evil coal companies. He was sent in undercover to the mines, and forced to get information. He then went into an office job for another company. There, he listened into the conversation between the high executives. They were going to blow Santa out of the sky. He called up Agent Jellybean, head of the CIA, to arrange a military guard of Santa. Agent Challenger was asked to fly a 200 million dollar F-22 Fighter jet, to distract the dangerous snipers waiting on the ground. The plan is currently being executed at 2100hrs EST, starting at Cape Canaveral, to prevent any suspicions. He will fly a law mower pattern over the land of the free, and land at Groom Air Force Base (Area 51, to you mortals)

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