2013-10-13, 02:01 PM
He's mad at me because I forgot to tell him over kik...but...
I wish a happy happy HAPPY birthday to my BEST FRIEND HERE, Metazard, or as I like calling him, Chris. It's funny how you can meet someone online but trust them so much. It really is weird. I love you so much Chris, obviously in a friendship way, but still! You're a lovely lovely person and I wish you the HAPPIEST of birthdays, dear
" title="Very Happy"> We got off to a rough start. One man can only take so many bunny slaps. And after we realized that you were secretly a prostitute, we laughed for a long while. But that's no matter, because it's your BIRTHDAY! And now we're the same age. So now you can't be baby prostitute Chris anymore </3 oh well. It doesn't matter.
Happy birthday Chris." title="Very Happy">
I wish a happy happy HAPPY birthday to my BEST FRIEND HERE, Metazard, or as I like calling him, Chris. It's funny how you can meet someone online but trust them so much. It really is weird. I love you so much Chris, obviously in a friendship way, but still! You're a lovely lovely person and I wish you the HAPPIEST of birthdays, dear
" title="Very Happy"> We got off to a rough start. One man can only take so many bunny slaps. And after we realized that you were secretly a prostitute, we laughed for a long while. But that's no matter, because it's your BIRTHDAY! And now we're the same age. So now you can't be baby prostitute Chris anymore </3 oh well. It doesn't matter.Happy birthday Chris.
" title="Very Happy">
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