2013-05-16, 03:21 PM
Then you'd offer me cookies of different Mctopias and I'd eat the bodies of the people that are annoying while they scream and drift off into a long sleep that lasts forever if you know what I mean. And is come across a white macadamian nut cookie that looks like meta and is eat it and I'd spit it out because it tastes like Edgar Allan Poe, kangaroos, snakes, and it was really dry so I wanted some milk so I went over to Scooby Doo and he milked himself and gave me te milk. I felt bad for drinking Scoobert's milk so I gave it to Silver and she drank it and grew canine ears (wolf) and a bushy tail. She howled and ran off to Jack Skellington's curly hill and called on her pack mates who came trudging up the hill too an howled with her in symphony to "Hungry Like The Wolf." Then Asian baby and Tobi McGuire sp00ned on a sponge and the NGS crew walked up and said "Pineapples! Pineapples!" And then Rob and Neko were arguing and Rob said "YOU GUN LEARN TODAY. YOU GUN LEARN WHAT A LONG D IS" and sky said "nuuuu nuuuuu pineapples." They laughed and went to china to eat some noodles and sky got kicked out because she was racist and kept calling everyone chinks. The last word she said when the short Chinese men dragged her away was "DAMN YOU CHINKIES!" I moved in with boo in her dorm and she helped her cope with her knowledge of psychology. Sky got out of racist rehab and sat in her office room where she worked with the lights off until the cleaning crew came in, turned the lights on, and found her. Sky is now a well know tea-practitioner and a zoologist. The other people in this story don't matter anymore and Matt is always pmsing on the forums lately.
