2013-05-10, 07:04 AM
Metazard wrote:I had a fantastic facebook post for this moment xD
Damn, where's it gone? xD
"So these stupid kids kept checking me out at the mall today"
"I walked past them then one of the little boys said 'Hey can I get your number?'"
"I gave him a stare then said, "Why, do you need a babysitter?'"
I'll use that xD I was volunteering for a couple weeks at a summer camp and these 2 seven year olds confessed to me saying I was sexy. HOW DO THEY EVEN KNOW THAT WORD? I didn't even know what that word was until I was like 10! I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A ONE NIGHTSTAND WAS UNTIL 7TH GRADE.
Anecdote of 1 night stand:
-friend shows me facts/statistics app and talks about what percent of people have a 1 night stand-
Me: oh! My parents have 2! (Of course I was talking about actual night stands next to the bed xD) I also didn't understand what a dbag was in 6th grade and I heard my class whispering it so I said it out loud "Mr. Chris, why do the keep saying douche?" LOL idk where this conversation went.
