2013-04-25, 08:26 AM
When I say something, it is wrong in meta's eyes. He finds the little things I do wrong, and shoves them in my face.
I though he was my best friend, too. But honestly. Would a best friend rub your flaws in your face? Embarrass you? Taunt you, torment you?
All I'm doing here, all I ever really do, is defend myself. I try to explain it calmly, maybe make a joke.
But oh no.
Jokes?
Oh, HECK no!
The Danny joke, the emmygoth joke.
Inncent fun things.
Or so I thought.
The night was calm. Meta is on his computer. "Hmm..." he thinks, "I think the Danny joke shouldn't be a joke. I know!" A lightbulb appears over his head. How about... how about the next time Bridget mentions Danny, I tell her how rude, annoying, and mean she is! How about I tell her that I told her to stop before? I didn't ever tell her to stop, but lets mess up her mind."
Meta laughs. "Let's get more people in on it..." meta thinks. He calls chall. Chall laughs. "Amazing! I have another idea!" Chall says.
"How about we say Bridget contantly corrects people's grammar! She has only done that a few times before, but whatever! We know how stupid she is. She won't remember he posts!" Chall says.
"Let's add someone else..." They call Emmy. They know how persuasive she is.
They tell her the plan.
"Don't back down!" they tell her. She doesn't back down.
Meta hangs up, and goes to sleep. We'll start in the morning...
I though he was my best friend, too. But honestly. Would a best friend rub your flaws in your face? Embarrass you? Taunt you, torment you?
All I'm doing here, all I ever really do, is defend myself. I try to explain it calmly, maybe make a joke.
But oh no.
Jokes?
Oh, HECK no!
The Danny joke, the emmygoth joke.
Inncent fun things.
Or so I thought.
The night was calm. Meta is on his computer. "Hmm..." he thinks, "I think the Danny joke shouldn't be a joke. I know!" A lightbulb appears over his head. How about... how about the next time Bridget mentions Danny, I tell her how rude, annoying, and mean she is! How about I tell her that I told her to stop before? I didn't ever tell her to stop, but lets mess up her mind."
Meta laughs. "Let's get more people in on it..." meta thinks. He calls chall. Chall laughs. "Amazing! I have another idea!" Chall says.
"How about we say Bridget contantly corrects people's grammar! She has only done that a few times before, but whatever! We know how stupid she is. She won't remember he posts!" Chall says.
"Let's add someone else..." They call Emmy. They know how persuasive she is.
They tell her the plan.
"Don't back down!" they tell her. She doesn't back down.
Meta hangs up, and goes to sleep. We'll start in the morning...
GOODBYE