2013-04-03, 05:22 PM
Isn't the point of jail NOT liking it..? LOL!
Prisoner: "Hey, hey guard, hey hey hey, hey guard, hey, hey guard, hey hey hey!"
Guard: "WHAT? SHUT UP."
Prisoner: Can I get a cell with a 52" TV with premium cable and an XBox, Wii, PS3, GameCube and a PC preloaded with all my favorite games and a private bathroom with a tub, make that a hot tub, and can you order me a pizza with all the toppings and can you get me a cat and a dog and a mouse and a gerbil and a bird and a goldfish? Kthxbye.
Guard: OF COURSE. WE LOVE TO PLEASE.
Prisoner: "Hey, hey guard, hey hey hey, hey guard, hey, hey guard, hey hey hey!"
Guard: "WHAT? SHUT UP."
Prisoner: Can I get a cell with a 52" TV with premium cable and an XBox, Wii, PS3, GameCube and a PC preloaded with all my favorite games and a private bathroom with a tub, make that a hot tub, and can you order me a pizza with all the toppings and can you get me a cat and a dog and a mouse and a gerbil and a bird and a goldfish? Kthxbye.
Guard: OF COURSE. WE LOVE TO PLEASE.



