Just have fun :D

[Phoenix02]

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. AND I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

[Phoenix02]

probably my last one (probably not) Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.

[Phoenix02]

We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

[Phoenix02]

You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket... I'd miss you heaps and think of you often.

[hellomotto520]

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
The Holocaust.
What is red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
What happens every 60 seconds in Africa?
A minute passes.
What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?
We are both lawyers.
What is the biggest lie in the universe?
"I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
Lulz

[Nlmon628]

Phoenix02 wrote:probably my last one (probably not) Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.

LOL!

[Mcmanaway1]

hellomotto520 wrote:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
The Holocaust.
What is red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
What happens every 60 seconds in Africa?
A minute passes.
What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?
We are both lawyers.
What is the biggest lie in the universe?
"I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
Lulz

You lied when you clicked I read terms and condition to join mctopia website :O

[hellomotto520]

Wellllll, the Terms and Conditions on here weren't too long, so I just read them. c: