2013-10-13, 07:34 AM
So I was forced to wake up early today and I haven't eaten in 16 or 17 hours so IM GONNA START TALKING AND NO ONES GONNA STOP ME.
ALRIGHT?
So if you've noticed lately my profile Occupation says "iHop waitress". Now I'm not sure if you Australian folk have iHop but it's the International House Of Pancakes. Their bacon is pretty much the best thing, ever. And their pancakes are so fluffy with butter and syrup drizzling down the side and oh my god i am so hungry
I AM SO HUNGRY HELP ME
MY GOD
Anyway but as I was saying.
I want to be an iHop waitress as my highschool summer job. Let me tell y'all a story.
So a few weeks ago my dad took me to an iHop for breakfast. We had the most beautiful pancakes ever, but that's not the point. The point is, the waitress we had was pretty much the most god-awful lady I've ever met in my EXISTENCE. She didn't smile or nothing. And lemme just say, when I wake up in the early frickin hours of the morning to eat YOUR PANCAKES, I expect a NICE HAPPY WELCOME, IS THIS TOO MUCH TO ASK? But NO, this lady had to be all cruel...she bustled us to our table and demanded to know what we wanted to eat. SHe was the most AWFUL lady I'VE EVER MET. NO SMILES NO HAPPINESS NO SUNSHINE WHAT IS THIS ISH? NO! A WAITRESS SHOULD BE HAPPY AND LIGHT AND FUN AND SMILEY! I've NEVER been to a restaurant where I had a bad waitress and I said "Wow that was a really good experience." NO! After I walk outta a restaurant with bad service I'm always like "MAN THAT WAS THE MOST AWFUL THING i'VE EVER EXPERIENCED".
BAD SERVICE RUINS EXPERIENCES.
And THAT'S why I want to be an iHop waitress.
I AM GOING TO RESCUE THE FRIENDLY-WAITRESS FORSAKEN LANDS OF IHOP! AND IT WILL BE MY DUTY TO MAKE SURE EVERY PERSON WHO SETS FOOT THROUGH THE IHOP DOOR, NO MATTER IF IT'S A PUSH OR PULL DOOR, I HAVE TO MAKE SURE THEIR PANCAKE EATING EXPERIENCE IS THE MOST WONDERFUL THING THEY'VE EVER UNDERGONE!
Thank you.
Future iHop waitress Tobi signing off
man i need to eat something
ALRIGHT?
So if you've noticed lately my profile Occupation says "iHop waitress". Now I'm not sure if you Australian folk have iHop but it's the International House Of Pancakes. Their bacon is pretty much the best thing, ever. And their pancakes are so fluffy with butter and syrup drizzling down the side and oh my god i am so hungry
I AM SO HUNGRY HELP ME
MY GOD
Anyway but as I was saying.
I want to be an iHop waitress as my highschool summer job. Let me tell y'all a story.
So a few weeks ago my dad took me to an iHop for breakfast. We had the most beautiful pancakes ever, but that's not the point. The point is, the waitress we had was pretty much the most god-awful lady I've ever met in my EXISTENCE. She didn't smile or nothing. And lemme just say, when I wake up in the early frickin hours of the morning to eat YOUR PANCAKES, I expect a NICE HAPPY WELCOME, IS THIS TOO MUCH TO ASK? But NO, this lady had to be all cruel...she bustled us to our table and demanded to know what we wanted to eat. SHe was the most AWFUL lady I'VE EVER MET. NO SMILES NO HAPPINESS NO SUNSHINE WHAT IS THIS ISH? NO! A WAITRESS SHOULD BE HAPPY AND LIGHT AND FUN AND SMILEY! I've NEVER been to a restaurant where I had a bad waitress and I said "Wow that was a really good experience." NO! After I walk outta a restaurant with bad service I'm always like "MAN THAT WAS THE MOST AWFUL THING i'VE EVER EXPERIENCED".
BAD SERVICE RUINS EXPERIENCES.
And THAT'S why I want to be an iHop waitress.
I AM GOING TO RESCUE THE FRIENDLY-WAITRESS FORSAKEN LANDS OF IHOP! AND IT WILL BE MY DUTY TO MAKE SURE EVERY PERSON WHO SETS FOOT THROUGH THE IHOP DOOR, NO MATTER IF IT'S A PUSH OR PULL DOOR, I HAVE TO MAKE SURE THEIR PANCAKE EATING EXPERIENCE IS THE MOST WONDERFUL THING THEY'VE EVER UNDERGONE!
Thank you.
Future iHop waitress Tobi signing off
man i need to eat something
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