2014-02-08, 08:16 PM
mattjtv wrote:_PyroManXx_ wrote:You were born a winner: You were the first sperm!
Actually, it is a group effort of many sperm cells. Many sperm cells reached the egg, and they all tried to break the walls to get in. When they broke through, you made their work a waste of time because you just slipped in. You are actually born conceited and dependent.
That's cheery. And hilarious. Hooray for humanity.